Sunday, February 1, 2015

2/1/15 Comic Book Pickups!

The Super Pack of Comic Books is one of my favorite stupid things in the entire world to purchase. For $3.99 you get six usually shitty comic books all packaged together.

Making the bold claim of having a $15 value in each package what you really end up getting is just a bunch of leftover shit from the early 90's that your local comic book store couldn't sell.

And that is why I love these value packs!

The Super Pack of Comic Books is insane... and the world is better off because of it. You'll get the occasional Marvel or DC book tossed in, but mostly it is Image Comics, Crossgen, Crusade... Dagger Enterprises? I swear I am not making that last one up.

It reminds me of when I was a kid and I used to get comics from our local pharmacy. They never seemed to carry the big Marvel or DC books and if they did, you would only get like a single issue. I don't think I ever read a story from start to finish because of that. What they did carry was stuff like this. Stuff nobody seeks out but somehow everyone ends up with.

With that in mind lets take a look at my latest round of pickups:

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Group one consists of Jon Sable Freelance, The Amazon, Darker Image, Negation, Deathblow, and a really strange Alley Cat "Lingerie Edition" book.

I have always had a soft-spot for 90's era Image Comics. The upstart company was founded on the idea that comic creators could publish material without having to fork over the copyrights to the characters. It is amazing how shitty both DC and Marvel used to treat the artists, writers, and creators of our favorite heroes. Image Comics represented an industry shift for the better.

Image is the company that gave us Spawn in the 90's as well as bringing to us the mega successful Walking Dead franchise as well as one of my personal favorite publications, Saga. Everyone always mentions Marvel and DC first but Image releases some of the best monthly material, in my opinion.

With that said, Alley Cat "Lingerie Edition" is like the most 90's thing ever. This specific issue came out in 1999 and zero fucks where given on who it would offend. Though there is nothing in it you won't find on most television or movies, I can imagine a whole bunch of kids hiding this in there closets from parents prying eyes.

Deathblow is actually issue #1 from 1993. Seems to be a very Sin City inspired tale of a serviceman dealing with the pain of having to kill others. It takes place in a church confessional and wraps itself up before it ever gets going. I've never heard of Deathblow until now but it seems like something at least worth checking into.

The second group includes Shi, The Invisibles, @thena Inc, Angel Fire The Darkness, and not one but two fucking issues of Scorpion Corps, the comic with the big old Nazi symbol on the front. Let's... work out way towards that one.

I've ended up with a lot of copies of The Darkness over the years, all from purchasing these value packs. If you have only ever heard of the series from the video game that came out a few years back, you should really give it a read.

@thenia Inc, was probably the biggest surprise of the bunch. Just judging it from the cover and the title I had extremely low expectations but, being from Image I had to at least give it a look. Holy crap was I surprised! It is an extremely cool story about an undercover operative who, thanks to some genetic research, has the ability to change into a completely different person.

The artstyle in @thenia Inc is pretty amazing, too. Its got this cool sort of realistic... but photoshopped ascetic and looks like a combination of The Matrix and Blade Runner at times. I haven't had the time to sit down and read the full issue yet, but I am quite looking forward to diving into the world of @thenia Inc!

Alright let's wrap this up with Scorpion Corps. Holy shit, this is the greatest thing ever. For starters I am not really sure why I received two issues of the same book. I've purchased loads of these value packs and never have a gotten two issues of the same thing before.

Especially ones with big old Nazi symbols on the front. Forget the Alley Cat "Lingerie Edition" book from earlier, this is the one that you hid from your parents under the bed. Even though its fiction and Nazi killin' is as American as apple pie, its still tough to explain to your parents why you absolutely must bring this copy of Scorpion Corps to school for show-and-tell or whatever.

Scorpion Corps is absolutely batshit insane. To the point that I need to write about this issue in full detail. You know you are in for something special when the first line of dialog in the book is: "Your rouse will not withstand my pyrokinetic abilities. Already, I have started to evaporate your fire retardant foam." 

And it only gets stranger from that point forward, if you can somehow believe that. So expect plenty more from Scorpion Corps here in the immediate future!

Thursday, January 22, 2015

January 2015 Loot Crate Unboxing!

It has finally arrived! The first Loot Crate of 2015 and this months box is a doozy filled with all kinds of super-sweet merchandise. For those not in the know, Loot Crate is a subscription based service in which every month you receive a black shoebox full of a random pop culture related memorabilia.

Here is this months contents:

January 2015 Loot Crate!
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VOLTRON T-SHIRT: I can't say that I have ever gotten into the Voltron cartoon series. It was always a little to Japaneses for my taste. However ever since Pacific Rim came out I've turned into a really big fan of gigantic Japanese robots smashing shit. Perhaps I should give the show a second shot? I probably should.

Side Note: Remember the buildup to the Cloverfield film? That super sweet teaser that played before the first Transformers film (if memory serves me correctly). Nobody knew exactly what the movie was going to be about and it lead to wild speculation... my favorite theory was that it was actually going to be a Voltron film shot gorilla / handheld style.

That was easily my favorite of all the early Cloverfield theories. It would have been such a cool concept to see a monster movie from the point of view of these characters on the ground and then all of a sudden gigantic fucking robots show up to fight it off. That needs to happen. Someone make that film! Kevin Smith, I am looking in your direction.

January 2015 Loot Crate!
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8-BIT SUNGLASSES, COMIC NOTEBOOK, JANUARY PIN AND CATALOG: The fine folks over at Loot Crate do a really good job of finding stuff that you never really knew you wanted until you own them. What in the world am I going to do with those 8-Bit looking sunglasses? Absolutely nothing, that is what! I would be far to embarrassed to actually wear them outside but they'll look great on a shelf someplace.

Every month Loot Crate includes a collectors pin. It's a fun little touch. I've been meaning to get some sort of scrapbook or something to put mine into. At the very bottom of this pile is a simple little catalog with a few articles and choice words about all stuff included in this months package.

The Comic Notebook is an interesting little oddity. A pocked sized notebook, broke down into blank comic book panels. You may write or draw whatever you heart desires into those spaces. If only I was artistic, I could put this thing to some serious use!

January 2015 Loot Crate!
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10-DOH! FIGURE, BLACK TIE GEEK TIE: I don't ever really wear ties but assuming for a moment that I did.... holy shit a Space Invaders themed tie! I still have quite a bit of nostalgia for the old Atari franchises. And if you can weed through most of the crap that Atari has done in recent years, you can still find superb updated versions of these classic titles. Space Invaders Extreme is one of the PSP's best titles. If you ever get a chance, play it.

One of my favorite items in this months package is the Back to the Future inspired 10-Doh! figure. I've seen these little NES cart figures online before and wanted to purchase a few of them but for whatever reason... just sort of forgot. Now that I own one, it is a safe bet that I will end up with the entire line. Well played Loot Crate. Well played.

STAR WARS #1: This is what it is all about, folks. I can think of no better way to kick off 2015 than with Marvel's Star Wars Issue Number One. I know lots of folks are (still) up in arms over Disney canceling out all the prior Star Wars Extended Universe material... but honestly, I am glad they are doing a soft reboot of the franchise.

So much stuff got written and published over the years that it became next to impossible to figure out what was cannon and what wasn't. Even with the different levels of cannon, things just got confusing. If you are looking to get into the new Star Wars Universe stuff, no better place to start that with this comic book right here!

January 2015 Loot Crate gets 5 out of 5 Deadpool's!

Saturday, January 17, 2015

Welcome to 2015!

Happy Holidays? Opps. Christmas is over and I sort of forgot to write about it. 2014 was a weird season for me, I went from being temporarily unemployed to back in the work environment in early November. That basically zapped most of my holiday season.

Not that I had much holiday spirit to begin with. Something about this year just didn't click for me. Usually I am sitting here typing up posts about how fast the holidays went and how I'd love to roll the clock back a couple weeks and indulge in the seasons sights and sounds all over again.

This year? Not even the slightest inkling of those feelings. Honestly, I am glad to see the stores move on from the season. I really am. Bring on something different and something new. Whatever junk happens between now and Halloween 2015 is exactly what I want to write about before finding the proper motivation to tackle the next holiday season.

In other news, I purchased a Nintendo Wii U a few days ago. Expect the next article that I publish to be all about that system (and how great it is!).

See you all soon!

Friday, November 14, 2014

Pumpkin Spice Oreos!

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I meant to cover these during the 2014 Halloween Countdown but it never happened... so for the sake of argument these are now Thanksgiving items and not Halloween.

People put pumpkins out for Thanksgiving, right? I vaguely remember doing so in elementary school. And besides if you look hard enough  Pumpkin Spice Oreos are still available, despite most stores best effort to convert the masses into a faux since of Christmas Spirit via Pre-Black Friday sales.

Stupid new flavors of Oreo Cookies are nothing new. This trend has been going on for a few years now and while I love the fact that Nabisco marches to the beat of its own drum, I'm still not convinced we need eighteen trillion different flavors of Oreo Cookies at any specific point in time.

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Someplace inbetween the Candy Corn Oreos from a few years back and the inevitable future release of Taxicab Air Freshener Oreo Cookies lies Pumpkin Spice. It's the cookie that nobody specifically asked for and... is about as bad as you think.

Nabisco has legitimately released some strange shit over the years and I've never quite been able to tell if these offshoot flavors are meant to be serious... or if they are all a tongue-in-cheeck joke like those Jones Soda Holiday Packs of old.

Pumpkin Spice Oreo's smell like a Glade scented candle. Have you ever wanted to eat a candle? Well if you have then I suggest you stop reading and immediately go to the store and purchase a bag, because this is the closest you are likely to get to an eatable version of that.

The actual taste is more cinnamon than pumpkin... but its just so hard to get over how friggin' weird this is. Why do we need cinnamon fused, vaguely pumpkin flavored Oreo Cookies? We don't. Nobody does.

I ate like five of them for the sake of this article and the rest of the bag went promptly into the trash. It sort of breaks my heart to toss them like that... my secret stash of leftover Halloween goodies is dwindling down to almost nothing. But as much as I'd like to enjoy Pumpkin Spice Oreos... at the end of the day they are pretty terrible.

"Pumpkin Spice Oreo" cookies get a 1 out of 5!

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Game Review: The Evil Within

Mild Spoilers Below:

The Evil Within is a spiritual successor of sorts to the classic survival horror games of old. Drawing its inspirations heavily from Capcom's Resident Evil franchise, specifically Resident Evil 4. This is no coincidence as the man behind Evil Within, Shinji Mikami, has often been dubbed "The Godfather of Survival Horror".

Mikami, for those not familiar with the name, is the man who created the original Resident Evil on the Playstation One. From there he would be the driving force behind all the classic Resident Evil titles (including Resident Evil 2, Nemesis, Code Veronica, the Resident Evil Remake, Zero, and of course Resident Evil 4).

So when it was announced that Mikami (who had departed from Capcom in 2007) would be making a return to the survival horror genera with a brand new title of his own... us old school Resident Evil fans cheered with joy.

For better or worse The Evil Within is that game. Taking a heavy dose of Resident Evil 4 and combining it with a clear love of Japanese horror cinema and a sprinkling of American "shock cinema". The Evil Within is, at its core, probably the most sincere love letter to films like Ju-On, The Ring, Saw, and Hostel, that you are ever likely to find.


"ENTER THE MIND OF A MADMAN: After witnessing the slaughter of fellow officers, Sebastian is ambushed and knocked unconscious. When he awakes, he finds himself in a deranged world where hideous creatures wander among the dead. Facing unimaginable terror, and fighting for survival, Sebastian embarks on a frightening journey to unravel what's behind this evil force."

You play as veteran police detective Sebastian Castellanos sent to investigate a gruesome mass murder at the Beacon Mental Hospital. From essentially the moment you arrive things go horribly wrong and before you can say "biohazard"... Evil Within has you shooting sort-of-zombies in a village stripped right out of the opening sequence of Resident Evil 4.

Evil Within is unabashedly a combination of everything that Shinji Mikami loves and it never once tries to hide it. The game, which is split into 15 separate chapters, literally has your character jumping around from location to location and from horror movie genre to horror movie genre.

While this allows Mikami to explore a wide variety of set pieces, it leaves the player with no real sense of environment or location. One moment you'll be in what appears to be a rustic old village from centuries ago. The next in a crumbling basement of an insane asylum. Later stages include a Resident Evil inspired mansion, and a very fleshy hellish stage filled with moving eyeballs.

Each set piece is very well constructed and memorable in its own right, but I was often times left wondering just how the hell I got from point A to point B. To the games credit it does explain why Sebastian is being transported to all these strange locations. And while I don't want to reveal to much of the games plot, I will say that well versed horror fans will probably be able to figure out what is going on well before the game makes it officially known to the player.

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Speaking of plot, The Evil Within is a pretty lackluster affair. While the environments you are going to be exploring are indeed super cool, I couldn't tell you a thing about our main character Sebastian Castellanos.

He is a very "by the numbers" detective, with a no-nonsense attitude and gruff sounding voice. Sebastian does and says exactly what you would imagine and never really experiences any sort of character arc throughout the games story. The rest of the cast tends to follow the same "paint by numbers" approach to story telling. Yea there are a few twists and turns thrown in, but by in large I was completely disinterested in the characters that The Evil Within offered.


What The Evil Within does extremely well is offer up an immensely satisfying gameplay experience. The later Resident Evil titles (particularly 5 and 6) have slowly transitioned away from the survival horror elements of old and are now much more action oriented and less focused on jump scares and resource management.

The Evil Within was touted as a return to the old school formula and it delivers. Resources are limited. Enemies are resilient and most bosses are able to kill you in a single blow. This game will test fans of the horror genera both new and old. I am not afraid to admit that I started the game on the "normal" difficulty setting and after a few chapters ended up bumping it down to the less punishing "easy" setting.

Perhaps my favorite part of The Evil Within was the ability to upgrade Sebastian's physical abilities and tools. This is done via collecting bottled green liquid, sometimes you'll get a small pool from downed enemies but more often than not you'll find bottles of the stuff hidden throughout the environment.

It is worth taking the time to explore every nook and cranny and find as much green "brain juice" as possible. Upgrading in Evil Within is both satisfying and necessary for survival. Sebastian's physical stats at the start of the game are laughably bad. He cannot sprint for more than a few feet before stopping and his health is so low that a single hit from an enemy sends your health dangerously close to the red zone.

Upgrading allows you to sprint for longer distances, take more hits, and dish out more damage. Weapons can be upgraded to allow for larger clip sizes, increased accuracy, and my personal favorite... have a higher chance of obtaining "critical hit" headshot. Obtained upgrades also carry over to "New Game+" mode... so should you choose to play through The Evil Within for a second time, you won't start out quite so helpless.


If I could stop right now, Evil Within would be a solid 4 out of 5. Kind of cliched, difficult but enjoyable experience from "The Godfather of Survival Horror". Unfortunately, the ultimate horror The Evil Within offers comes from being a technical nightmare with some questionable gameplay mechanics.

I played the Playstation 4 port of the game and for a "next gen" title it featured an unacceptable amount of slow down. Particularly outdoor environments with multiple effects going on at the same time. Though sometimes just the simple act of moving the camera to quickly while walking and shooting will cause its frame-rate to spitter and sputter to a halt.

It also has a hell of a time loading textures in and out of cutscenes. As it transitions you'll clearly notice the low resolution textures displayed first and then after a couple seconds the higher resolution versions will replace them. This graphical pop-in may have been acceptable on the previous generation of hardware, but for those of us who just dished out the big bucks for current hardware I find texture pop-in to be a completely unacceptable flaw.

Occasionally it will get stuck in "low resolution" mode, too. I had one sequence that featured multiple quick cutscenes at a later stage (a barn on fire) in which a prominently featured character's beard never fully loaded. It was jarring, and not in the way the game intended, to see a high quality character model with a strange... almost 32-bit era beard.

I also found the placement of the games camera to be way to close to Sebastian. I was fighting with it more times than not, as I'd go to place the cursor over an interactive element (such as a lever) only to be forced into playing a stupid little game of "walk backwards and slightly to the left until it actually recognizes what I'm looking at". Why the game does not offer the ability to adjust how close the camera is to the player, Grand Theft Auto style, I have no idea.

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Technically speaking, The Evil Within is a bit of a mess. And instead of spending more time optimizing the experience, it appears as if they took a slightly easier way out and forced the game to run in letterbox mode with no option for full screen. You can force the PC version into full screen by changing the games code, but us console players are left with the games letterbox presentation. This may have been acceptable when Resident Evil 4 released in 2005 but here in 2014 its another inexcusable flaw.


A few of the games mechanics feel decidedly dated as well. Such as animation sequences that the player cannot break. The game conditions you early on to conserve as much ammo as possible. One of the ways you can do this is by lighting downed enemy corpses on fire. A few well placed shots with an upgraded handgun will knock an enemy briefly on the ground, smart players will use this opportunity to sprint forward and mash on the "circle" button to light them up.

This action enters Sebastian into an unbreakable animation in which he takes a few seconds to pull a match, strike it, and then toss it on a downed corpse, lighting it ablaze. The game also features various bombs and traps, typically hidden from the players line of sight. It is entirely possible for you to place a few shots at an enemy, sprint forward, jam on the circle button, only to have your character move an inch or so forward to enter into this animation... and suddenly a bomb timer is going off in a room you haven't even been into yet and there is absolutely no way to cancel the action Sebastian is currently preforming.

So you watch Sebastian stand there like a dumbass, slowly lighting a match, unable to move as a bomb blows up from behind a corner. Taking with it half your health... or worse, killing you and forcing you back to a checkpoint from five minutes earlier in the map.

Some will argue this just adds to the games difficulty. I disagree. Its poor game design. There is no reason why that animation cannot be broken. If you want to punish the player, take away the match without burning the enemy. Simple solution that The Evil Within simply does not offer.

Another painful section involves a trial and error "fight" against the Ju-On inspired black hair creature. You'll be running through a series of furnaces and fire traps. Goodluck with this section, as the entire area is seemingly designed to be a gigantic middle finger towards the player.

Its an enclosed space. The boss will kill you with one hit. And to navigate through this section you must shoot a series of switches to manipulate the fire, often times involving multiple switches in different locations. But when you do shoot a switch it doesn't activate right away, it's on a timer. So for an undisclosed amount of time... just sort of run around the environment and hope you don't accidentally cut a corner short or you get one hit killed and have to restart the entire chain of events over again.

It finally ends with you in a small chamber that gets even narrower waiting to pull a switch that has a hidden bomb next to it... while avoiding the one-hit-kill boss. When you screw up, it's all the way back to the start of the encounter.

Sections such as these are frustrating and not very much fun to play through. I felt that specific encounter had less to do with player skill and more just blind luck that the AI took a slightly different path and gave me the extra millisecond needed to jam on the X button to pull the stupid lever to exit the level.

I was also a bit disappointed that Evil Within lacked any real puzzle solving or backtracking. As I said earlier, the levels are probably one of my favorite parts of this game and I really wouldn't have minded a few classic Resident Evil style puzzles that allowed me to wander back through them, collect a few pieces, insert things into arbitrary other things, get some sort of key and move on. Instead Evil Within takes a very modern "just move forward" approach. Exploration is fine but for the most part if you just sort of sprint forward, you'll find your way to the end of the level and be transported to the next stage.


Despite the games poor technical performance and some questionably dated design choices, I did enjoy The Evil Within. The places and locations that this game takes you to are both memorable and enjoyable. The story is a bit lackluster but it serves the narrative well enough. For better or worse Shinji Mikami's handprints are obvious.

At the end of the day, Evil Within is creepy. The sound design is stellar and the ability to blast the undead at pointblank range with a beefed up shotgun is satisfying. I like what this game represents and sincerely hope it sells well enough to get a sequel. But the technical bugs and sometimes dated design decisions are enough to occasionally ruin the experience.

"The Evil Within" gets a 3 out of 5.